“Of course he’s saying ‘I love you’, of course he is. Even though we can’t hear it, of course he’s saying ‘I love you’” Julie Gardner
Well, that was a mouthful.
whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
please excuse me while I cry
"theres a light on in chicago" a single light. is there a power shortage
"Of course I found all the eggs. I am a detective…. Why are those children crying?"